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The Nooby Times is the world's premier source for video game news and alternative insights on other contemporary culture phenomena. Ever hear of that fantastic upstart news outlet, The Onion? They're like The Nooby Times, but for politics and stuff.

We were founded with four guiding principles, which shall hereforeth be known as the four pillars of eterni-...Times.

OUR FOUR PILLARS
Factual
Authentic
Knowledgeable
Entertaining

These pillars support everything you see here on the site, similarly to our Mother Earth and its endless Turtles. They help us be a beacon of light in these uncertain times amidst a climate of fake news.

The Nooby Times is led by the illustrious Satoshi Nubamoto, who usually goes by SN. SN decided that the time for Nooby Times was right when he was fired from his full-time job as a marine biologist.

Surely you've heard the buzz. Do YOU noobyt? Send us your thoughts today. Change the world... tomorrow? *

*We make no guarantees that you are or will become capable of amounting to anything.